Oh, Hillary...

Why re you doing me this way? Why are you putting out this video about your upcoming Webchat (Noon, EST), and talking about supporting Obama? Why? Why are you going to go out campaigning for him while he and his family kick back in Hawaii and find a birth certificate that isn't forged - um - I mean, get some much deserved rest (I know - I could barely type that out without cracking up myself. It's HARD to be the Messiah, you know?!?)? Why are you doing it? After all the DNC and Obama have done to you, WHY? Why would you be going out there with your most awesome self, talking to the people, showing them how wonderful you are, how brilliant, how thoughtful and possible your policies are...

Wait a second. Now, just hold on - this is freakin' BRILLIANT!!!!!! Yes, by all means, Obama, you just go away for a respite, and let HILLARY go around the country talking to the people - BEFORE THE CONVENTION HAS HAPPENED!!! Abso-freakin'-lutely, you just run along, and let the GROWN UP do the talking. People will be reminded of what a far superior candidate SHE is, and what a slouch YOU are, especially in the answering questions department, or talking department, or policy department...By all means - take all the time you want! Aloha!!

Come to think of it, as Diamond Tiger wrote in an awesome post yesterday, if Obama now wants to have all of the delegates restored, that would make the difference between the two only 59 delegates (nod to Marc Rubin for writing about that! FIFTY-NINE!!! That is statistically insignificant. It is statically MEANINGLESS. So, if the delegates are restored, as they SHOULD be anyway in a DEMOCRATIC manner (both small and Big "D" way), Obama should not be the presumed candidate. It's basically a TIE, people.

And by "People", I mean YOU, Super Delegates! Stop this foolishness already. Stop pushing this guy who is more secretive than DUBYA!! A guy who refuses to even present his REAL birth certificate! Who will not allow ANY of his records, college or grad school, to be released! The guy who has the same attitude problems toward the media that Bush has? Who cannot come up with his own policies?? Are you KIDDING me?? When Hillary Clinton goes out on the road soon, LISTEN. WATCH. THAT is a real leader. And a real leader is just what we need in these times. So stop messing around, forget about who gave you more money - pay attention. And cast your SD vote for the BEST candidate, not the hand-picked candidate. Do it for your country.

Here's another action for you, again, courtesy of the amazing GeekLove on Donna Brazile, Obama's puppeteer:



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