Friday, June 3, 2011

Stories Too Good To Miss - TGIF!

I just saw this headline, and had to grab this article: "MI6 attacks al-Qaeda in 'Operation Cupcake';British intelligence has hacked into an al-Qaeda online magazine and replaced bomb-making instructions with a recipe for cupcakes."

Oh, my - that is freaking HILARIOUS! Here is part of the article:
The cyber-warfare operation was launched by MI6 and GCHQ in an attempt to disrupt efforts by al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsular to recruit “lone-wolf” terrorists with a new English-language magazine, the Daily Telegraph understands.

When followers tried to download the 67-page colour magazine, instead of instructions about how to “Make a bomb in the Kitchen of your Mom” by “The AQ Chef” they were greeted with garbled computer code.

The code, which had been inserted into the original magazine by the British intelligence hackers, was actually a web page of recipes for “The Best Cupcakes in America” published by the Ellen DeGeneres chat show.

Written by Dulcy Israel and produced by Main Street Cupcakes in Hudson, Ohio, it said “the little cupcake is big again” adding: “Self-contained and satisfying, it summons memories of childhood even as it's updated for today’s sweet-toothed hipsters.” [snip] (Click here to read the rest.)

Isn't that, um, rich, that they used a recipe from the Ellen Degeneres Chat show? C'mon, that is FUNNY! Use a recipe in a magazine for Al Qaeda Would-Be Terrorists from an out-lesbian's show? That is fabulous! You know that had to make their little terrorist heads explode. Gotta love MI6! Well done!

Speaking of Al Qaeda, here's an interesting little tidbit that slipped by. Guess who invited the Libyan "rebels" new National Transitional Council to open an office in Washington, D.C.? Did you guess Obama? Well, then, you would be right. Yes, these are the same people whose connections are still unclear, though they CLAIM none of the people on the council have ties to Al Qaeda...Uh huh. Oh, and this is the same group that demanded Qatar return a rape victim, Eman al-Obeidy, to them, which Qatar did:
[snip] She said that, besides beating her and forcing her onto the plane, the Qataris had taken everything from her and her parents, including cell phones, her laptop, and money.[snip] (Click here to read the rest.)

Oh, yes - I can see why President Obama would offer to allow the NTC to open an office in DC. Oh, wait, no I can't. It is ludicrous. It is obscene.

Speaking of obscene, now it is time for a PSA from Monica Hesse of the Washington Post: Listen up, fellas: Naked man-parts? Not so sexy. Ms. Hesse is referring, of course, to the alleged tweet from Rep. Weiner (oh, wow) a leading Democrat from NY of a, well, um, how shall I say this - weiner. Weiner, of course, denies any such allegation, though - and this is just one of those, WTH kind of moments - he cannot say with certainty that the photo is NOT him.

Whaaaa? I don't know about you, but I sure as hell would know if somehow there was a photo traveling around of my private parts. How in the hell cannot he NOT KNOW FOR SURE??? I think that says a lot, and what it says is: EWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Back to Hesse's article. She has some suggestions from women in America about what they WOULD like to see:
[snip] “I would like a photo of a made bed,” says Kathryn Roberts, who works at a law firm in Washington. “I would take rose petals, but I want them on top of a made bed.” And not that fake kind of made, either, where the comforter is smooth but the sheets are a jumbled mess.

“Or laundry,” adds her friend Andrea Neurohr.

“Folded laundry,” elaborates Roberts. “Maybe in a wicker basket.”

Over the years, a handful of famous men — and a boatload full of unfamous, Craigslisty men — have landed in the news for sending women photos of their artfully framed packages. Brett Favre allegedly had a special delivery for Jenn Sterger, a sideline reporter for the New York Jets. Kanye West allegedly provided some of his female MySpace friends with some extra-friendly pictures. There are entire Web sites, aimed at men, teaching them the etiquette for public displays of private parts.

Men! Broaden your seduction techniques!

How about you move away from the below-the-waist close-up? How about you try going naked from the waist up? How about a picture of you, sweaty, cleaning out the storm drain? How about a photograph of you gently caressing the yogurt, as you rotate the soon-to-expire food to the front of the refrigerator? So sexy!

“The refrigerator,” says Gretchen LeMaistre. “That’s a big scenario.” LeMaistre is a San Francisco-based photographer who has worked on the “Porn for Women” series, tongue-in-cheek books purporting to tap into women’s most intimate pleasure zones. In the yet-unpublished “Porn for Working Women,” an attractive man cleans out the office fridge and asks, “Am I the only one who cares if we have a clean breakroom?” [snip] (Click here to read the rest.)

Uh, yeah. I am guessing that would work.

I suppose at some point we will get to the, uh, bottom of all of this, though so far, for my money, Weiner seems a bit creative in his deflections. I'm thinking he did SOMETHING he shouldn't have. Oopsy daisy.

Speaking of someone who did something he shouldn't have, it looks like former NC Senator, VP candidate, and presidential candidate, John Edwards can anticipate criminal charges being filed against him. Again, oopsy daisy. I reckon that's what happens when you funnel campaign cash to your mistress and your love child. Seems that's against the law. You'd think an attorney would know that. Apparently not:
[snip] Edwards, a trial lawyer who represented North Carolina in the Senate before his 2004 and 2008 runs for the White House, met last week with benefactor Rachel “Bunny” Mellon, the donor believed to have funded Edwards’s attempt to cover up his affair and child with Rielle Hunter, ABC News reported. Mellon is said to have given Edwards $700,000 for the purpose. [snip] (Click here to read the rest.)

Holy moley, that's a lot of green. I guess Ms. Hunter likes the finer things in life, huh?

I doubt that will be the color of the jumpsuit Edwards will be wearing if convicted. Ahem. I'm thinking orange. Sure hope it was worth it...

Oh, ick. I feel the need for a metaphorical shower, don't you? Hey, it is Friday, after all. Here is something just for fun. I hope it brings a smile to your face:

Thank Goodness It's Friday... Copyright © 2011 by Rabble Rouser Reverend Amy


Mary Ellen said...

OMG! That article about the cupcakes had me in tears I was laughing so hard. I love it! And it came from Ellen! Too funny!

Regarding Obama--I don't know how much more this guy can do to prove that he is working for the muslim brotherhood. Honestly, if it were any other President, they would not have even made it this far before being impeached.

Regarding Wiener's would think he would be able to recognize his own wiener, I'm sure he's played with it enough times to know it's his. Schmuck.

And speaking of schmucks...good to know that John Edwards will be facing the music. His career is over and he will be lucky if he doesn't end up doing at least some time in jail.


Great post, and thank you so much for the morning laugh!

Rabble Rouser Reverend Amy said...

:-D Glad you liked it, ME! I could not stop laughing over Ellen's Cupcake recipe for the "AQ Chef," either - isn't that HILARIOUS??? Oh, my.

You are so right abt Obama. If he were anyone else, he would definitely be looked at with a more discerning eye. But his minions STILL justify all that he is doing. As you noted in your post, apparently only the propaganda is what they can retain (paraphrasing, of course).

And Edwards - it still makes me so mad that he and Obama colluded against Hillary. One more way the Dems committed fraud in 2008. (If they were SO sure of how great Obama was, why did they have to lie, cheat, and steal? Just wondering.) Yes, he deserves whatever he gets.

Glad you came by!

Stray Yellar Dawg? said...

My other favorite Reverend blogger has solution for the EEEEWWWWWW factor:


Now I have read all the "news" that matters. Let the party begin!

TGIF is right!!

Rabble Rouser Reverend Amy said...

LOL, SYD - that is priceless! Thanks for the laugh!

And I think those Congresspeople might want to install that ASAP...

Mary Ellen said...

This is the first chance I had time to watch the video at the bottom. I laughed my butt off, need to show that to my son who always seems to be in a "bad romance". :-D

Rabble Rouser Reverend Amy said...

ME - isn't it funny? Glad you enjoyed it!