Here are the Ten Commandments according to President Obama:
Thou shall not have any presidents before me or after me.
Thou shall not watch Fox News.
Thou shall obey me without question.
Thou shall honor my image.
Thou shall not be a conservative.
Thou shall place me above thy parents.
Thou shall tithe thyself and send the rest to me.
Thou shall mistrust all businesses large or small.
Thy children shall sing praises to me.
Thou shall not say to me, "You lie."
BRUCE BATES, Little Ranch Road, Ladson
Bronwyn's Harbor had this video up the other day, but it is so timely given the above revision of the Ten Commandments, I just had to steal, um, BORROW it:
C'mon, the "Baby Jesus" remark was hilarious! And so appropos...
While I am at it, a former parishioner sent me the following. I know there are others who have done it before, but this is a particularly good one, I think:
I know, right? Funny! I love the smaller person jumping up and down. That would so have been me...
Have a lovely Sunday!