Thursday, April 8, 2010

"What The Comedians Are Saying"

Okay, not only am I sick, but I have a 5 1/2 yr old to go play with, so I am sharing with you an email I got recently. I make NO guarantees as to whether or not these people said these things, but from the few I checked they did. Regardless, they are funny as hell. Enjoy!


The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. -Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. -O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser. -Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. -Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America ! -Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers. -Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -Letterman

And if you want to watch something very funny, click HERE. It is a hilarious parody of Michael Flatley and Lord of the Dance on Britain's Got Talent (embedding is not permitted). Now, let me just say, I LOVE Riverdance, and The Lord Of The Dance, but this is freakin' awesome!

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